Hi everyone,
I've been getting SUCH great feedback about my "Kid Quotes of the Day" that I post on Facebook occasionally. I asked if people wanted MORE in a blog format, and the answer was YES, PLEASE! So I plan on trying to update this regularly with hilarious kid quotes to make you laugh (and sometimes a little teary).
To get us started, I've collected some of my past favorite kids quotes!
"I got fired from school. Yeah, I was sleeping on the job." -5 year old
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6 year old (making smoothie): "I'm sure the natives will liked this, they like watermelon."
Me: "The natives?"
6 year old: "You know, Canadians!"
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4 year old: "Jenn do you need a hairbrush?"
Me: "No thanks, why?"
4 year old: "Your hair looks messy!"
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5 year old: "I was late to the bus stop today."
Me: "Oh yeah, what time did you make it there?"
5 year old: "I'm not sure, I had a watch, but I ate it."
Me: "You ATE it?"
5 year old: "Well, yeah, it was candy!"
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7 year old: Did you know, I'm going to Disneyland for my birthday!
Me: WOW, how long are you going to be there?
7 year old: I'm not sure, first I have to tell my Mom that I'm going.
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Me: What do you think bullies become when they grow up?
6 year old: Teenagers!
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5 year old: Did you know that I learned to tie my shoes when I was 3? yup, I went to school for it. Shoe school!
